Let’s get facts straight here. I hate running. I hate conventional exercise like lifting weights, doing the elliptical, aerobic classes, and again, running. Hate is a strong word, I know. And I hate running. At the time of this post, I will have completed 7.33333 straight weeks of running, which is 22 runs in total. That is 19 more runs than I did in the year 2012. My first race (ever) is The Color Run 5K on June 16. If I’m going to be a masochist, I might as well go with a run that calls itself “The Happiest 5K on the Planet.” Plus, I get hit with a packet of color at every 1K mark.
Setting the scene
Over the course of the past year, a few of my friends have taken up running. I told people I was going to run a 5k last year and it just never happened. So I smacked it onto my life list, which sometimes contains things that I’m not sure I want to do, but should probably be more adventurous in doing (ahem, masochist). In the middle of February, I signed up for a June race, knowing that I would have several months to get used to the idea and that I would be training during non-crappy weather (ha, Chicago weather, you win on this one). Reactions have varied as I told people about my training:
You could run that now. Don’t you already run?
A 5k isn’t that difficult. It’s only what… 3 miles?
My responses to these went along the lines of: Guys, I hate running. Just because I’m small and happen to have great metabolism, does not mean that I run. And no, I can’t run that now.
Two months ago, 3 miles felt like a marathon.
In which I think running will be awesome
Let’s start with my expectations. From all the reading I’d done on running, I had come to expect a few things out of it. I really hoped that everything would come to fruition, because I want to be one of those lithe runners on the lakefront, looking like they’re effortlessly putting one foot in front of the other. So why did I decide to run? Or rather, what did I believe that running could do for me?
- Needed a form of cardio that’s on the cheaper side (I already had running shoes)
- Wanted to have that feeling of flying that is only comparable to being on a trapeze
- Heard that getting “into the zone” can be therapeutic
- Every freaking magazine says endorphins after running will make life better
- Thought maybe after two months of running, I’d begin to enjoy it
- Would spurn me to be more health-conscious of my food intake
For real, though, there have been a few enjoyable times
Yoga might be my favorite form of exercise right now. I haven’t really practiced it in a long time, but I recall my times doing it with fond memories. My absolute favorite part of yoga is the ending pose, where you lie on your back, breathe deeply, clear your mind, and enjoy the feeling of your muscles being stretched & body more limber than an hour prior. The “after” of running has a very similar feeling to me. Because every minute of the run feels like I’m being jabbed repeatedly in the skull by a pencil, I feel extra proud of myself when I trek through all the pain. I end on the lake and start my stretches to possibly the best-suited song for my mood. Often, I’ll watch the waves pull in and out, the puppies play on the beach, and take in the setting sun. Sometimes, I also get into 5-minute spurts where my main thought is “I’M FLYING LIKE AN EAGLE. LOOK AT ME GO.”How I end every run:
I started out with the lovely, free Couch to 5k (C25K) app on the iPhone and it slowly built me up from being able to run only for 10 minutes straight to [at the moment] 25 minutes straight. I’ve been told that my first race will change everything and I truly hope that it does. I want to love running.
This is honestly one of the biggest hurdles I’ve faced yet… if I can do this, you can, too. My ultimate goal at The Color Run is to run the entire time.